Substitute Survival Squad

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton — garment-dyed, heavyweight, and already broken-in soft, so it skips the stiff-new-shirt phase entirely. Built to survive a full school year and the laundry pile you've been ignoring since October.

Relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit. Want it fitted? Size down. Want it roomy? Stay true.

Flat-lay measurements for the Comfort Colors 1717, in inches (±1.5 in tolerance). It's garment-dyed cotton — keep it out of a hot dryer and it'll keep its size (see care below).

• Cold water only. Hot water is for overachievers.
• Turn it inside out first — protect the graphic you'll wear until it disintegrates.
• Gentle detergent. This garment-dyed cotton is chill; keep it that way.
• Wash it solo the first couple of times — garment-dyed colors bleed a little before they settle. Keep it away from your good whites.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry. Air-drying means more time for snacks (and less shrinkage).
• No bleach, no fabric softener. Both pick fights with garment-dyed cotton and the print.
• Ironing? Never straight on the design — flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth.

Good things take time (but not too long). Free shipping over $85 — a full cart earns it. Orders print and ship within about a week; once USPS takes over, figure 2–5 days. Track it obsessively or forget it exists — both are valid coping strategies.

If something's wrong, that's on us. Showed up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong? We'll make it right. Otherwise, send unworn, unwashed items back within 14 days for a refund (minus original shipping).

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