Built for the bell schedule.
Tees for teachers who survive on coffee, chaos, and one good kid per period.
This week
What's flying out the door
For the record
Founded by an actual teacher.
Eight years of classrooms, grades 5–8, and very strong opinions about apple-clip-art apparel. Sarah made the shirts she couldn't buy.
Read the story →Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton
Comfort Colors blanks, printed in the US. Built to survive a school year.
Wrong size? Easy.
14-day returns and we send the label. No forms, no lectures.
Small drops, not a big-box catalog
New designs the first Friday of every month. When they're gone, they're gone.
Choose your energy
Shop by vibe
Tired Teacher Energy
Our bestseller. For obvious reasons.
Subject Sass
Math puns. Grammar shame. The whole curriculum.
Summer Break Mode
Closed for the season.
Classroom Classic
The lines you say on repeat.
Sub Plan Survival
For the chaos days. So, most of them.
Grade-Level Pride
Rep your grade.
The manifesto
"We make shirts for the people who run on coffee, run toward the chaos, and somehow still show up at 7:45 a.m."
If you've ever laminated something at 11 p.m. on a Sunday, you're already a member.
Join the staff lounge
First dibs. 15% off. Zero nonsense.
Member previews, monthly drop alerts, and the occasional staff-room-only code.







