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Drop 12

Seven new designs for Spooky Season. Haunted, understaffed, and running on pumpkin spice since August.

Next drop lands Friday, September 4

Witch, Please. I Haven't Had My Coffee — teacher t-shirt in Moss, flat lay
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Witch Please Coffee T-shirt

Someone needs a form signed, a lanyard located, and a question answered before the first cup is even half gone. The answer becomes available at 7:40. Not a minute sooner. Made for the stretch...

$34.99

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Haunted by Deadlines. Sustained by Coffee — teacher t-shirt in Granite, flat lay
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Haunted By Deadlines T-shirt

Grades post Friday, the district survey closed yesterday, and there is a form in your inbox you have not opened. One of these things is chasing you. The other is keeping you upright. Made...

$34.99

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My patience is like autumn leaves. Crisp, dry, and about to drop — teacher t-shirt in Brick, flat lay
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Patience Like Leaves T-shirt

It held through September. It is holding now, technically. Ask again after the third fire drill of the week. Made for the staff room on the last Friday before Halloween. Good for the Halloween...

$34.99

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Ghosts don't scare me. I grade un-proofread essays — teacher t-shirt in Granite, flat lay
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Ghosts Don't Scare T-shirt

A figure at the end of a dark hallway is nothing. Twenty-six paragraphs with no capital letters and one sentence running the length of the page is a different kind of evening. Made for...

$34.99

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There's no rubric for the things I manage not to say — teacher t-shirt in Brick, flat lay
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No Rubric Exists T-shirt

The comment stays in your head. The face stays neutral. Somewhere there should be a category for that, weighted heavily, worth more than the lesson plan. Made for October in a building full of...

$34.99

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Fall Break: My Favorite Plot Development — teacher t-shirt in Moss, flat lay
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Favorite Plot Development T-shirt

Four days of nothing scheduled, arriving exactly when the semester stops making sense. Every good story needs one, right around chapter nine. Made for the staff room on the last Friday before Halloween. Good...

$34.99

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Ghouls just wanna have... absolute uninterrupted silence — teacher t-shirt in True Navy, flat lay
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Ghouls Want Silence T-shirt

Not a quiet hum. Not indoor voices. The real thing, for eleven consecutive minutes, with the door shut and nobody standing at it. Made for the stretch between the first pumpkin and the last...

$34.99

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