Witch Please Coffee T-shirt
Someone needs a form signed, a lanyard located, and a question answered before the first cup is even half gone. The answer becomes available at 7:40. Not a minute sooner. Made for the stretch...
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The Drop · First Friday, every month
Seven new designs for Spooky Season. Haunted, understaffed, and running on pumpkin spice since August.
Next drop lands Friday, September 4
Someone needs a form signed, a lanyard located, and a question answered before the first cup is even half gone. The answer becomes available at 7:40. Not a minute sooner. Made for the stretch...
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Grades post Friday, the district survey closed yesterday, and there is a form in your inbox you have not opened. One of these things is chasing you. The other is keeping you upright. Made...
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It held through September. It is holding now, technically. Ask again after the third fire drill of the week. Made for the staff room on the last Friday before Halloween. Good for the Halloween...
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A figure at the end of a dark hallway is nothing. Twenty-six paragraphs with no capital letters and one sentence running the length of the page is a different kind of evening. Made for...
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The comment stays in your head. The face stays neutral. Somewhere there should be a category for that, weighted heavily, worth more than the lesson plan. Made for October in a building full of...
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Four days of nothing scheduled, arriving exactly when the semester stops making sense. Every good story needs one, right around chapter nine. Made for the staff room on the last Friday before Halloween. Good...
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Not a quiet hum. Not indoor voices. The real thing, for eleven consecutive minutes, with the door shut and nobody standing at it. Made for the stretch between the first pumpkin and the last...
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