https://redpensociety.com/ daily https://redpensociety.com/products/plot-twist-its-only-tuesday 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/1_Plot_twist_its_only_Tuesday_-_Ivory.png?v=1780348447 Plot twist: it's only Tuesday. https://redpensociety.com/products/running-on-caffeine-and-chaos 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/2_Running_on_caffeine_and_chaos_-_True_Navy_276b2fb9-56fa-4c4c-962d-1b1e6ff05e8b.png?v=1780370886 Running on caffeine and chaos. https://redpensociety.com/products/coffee-then-teach 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/3_Coffee_then_teach_-_Ivory.png?v=1780686453 Coffee, then teach. Coffee, then teach - Ivory https://redpensociety.com/products/survived-another-monday 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/4_Survived_another_Monday_-_Bay.png?v=1780687101 Survived another Monday. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-have-all-the-solutions 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/5_I_have_all_the_solutions_-_Black.png?v=1780371385 I have all the solutions. https://redpensociety.com/products/oxford-comma-defender 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/6_Oxford_comma_defender_-_Ivory.png?v=1780371519 Oxford comma defender. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-ate-sum-pi 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/7_i_ate_sum_pi_-_Black.png?v=1780372046 i ate sum π. https://redpensociety.com/products/sub-plans-good-luck 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/8_Sub_plans_Good_luck_-_Black.png?v=1780681675 Sub plans? Good luck. https://redpensociety.com/products/indoor-recess-survivor 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/9_Indoor_recess_survivor_-_Ivory.png?v=1780429478 Indoor recess survivor. https://redpensociety.com/products/you-earned-this-friday 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/10_You_earned_this_Friday_-_Black_5e037d90-0ee9-43e5-8e9f-614eff374d65.png?v=1780812246 You earned this Friday. https://redpensociety.com/products/professionally-tired 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_11_Ivory_2621267a-f4a7-4208-b1c1-b17d62e42a89.png?v=1781304580 Professionally tired. Ivory https://redpensociety.com/products/sleep-is-for-summer 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_12_Ivory_2b547584-5641-4ade-b177-f44401bd525a.png?v=1781308653 Sleep is for summer. Ivory https://redpensociety.com/products/the-bell-doesnt-dismiss-you-i-do 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_13_True_Navy_21fc8e6d-b60b-46f7-b740-2725bd460d70.png?v=1781312956 The bell doesn't dismiss you. I do. True Navy https://redpensociety.com/products/professional-explainer-of-the-same-thing-five-times 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_14_True_Navy_c5797fcf-d095-4365-9640-2d21a1f524f8.png?v=1781314630 Professional explainer of the same thing, five times. True Navy https://redpensociety.com/products/periodically-funny 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_15_Black_95627e51-cd81-4bf0-ad7d-aa61c11ae00d.png?v=1781315778 Periodically funny. Black https://redpensociety.com/products/history-repeats-itself-so-do-i 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_16_Grey_030cad7a-474e-4143-a07f-7d1ec28e6e34.png?v=1781317313 History repeats itself. So do I. Grey https://redpensociety.com/products/silently-correcting-your-grammar 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_17_Ivory_9fc39429-64d1-4cb4-95f7-5b7d2898a6f5.png?v=1781318771 Silently correcting your grammar. Ivory https://redpensociety.com/products/pray-for-the-substitute 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_18_True_Navy_0fa6bf62-b107-40d1-b686-9ce9259475e9.png?v=1781320604 Pray for the substitute. True Navy https://redpensociety.com/products/be-nice-to-the-sub-ill-know 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_19_Ivory_efb0391a-a7f1-4d4d-a640-b6b7c50a90d0.png?v=1781321981 Be nice to the sub. I'll know. Ivory https://redpensociety.com/products/the-only-f-i-accept-is-friday 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/RPS_20_True_Navy_8a40d677-bfdc-42e8-be05-00c156669e21.png?v=1781323709 The only F I accept is Friday. True Navy https://redpensociety.com/products/held-together-by-lamination 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/21_Heldtogetherbylamination-Ivory.png?v=1781487015 Held together by lamination. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-do-it-for-the-money 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/22_Idoitforthemoney-TrueNavy.png?v=1781487165 I do it for the money. https://redpensociety.com/products/my-syllabus-is-a-work-of-fiction 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/23_Mysyllabusisaworkoffiction-Ivory_e43f19fb-589a-4528-9c5a-0739d6b8c659.png?v=1781488617 My syllabus is a work of fiction. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-already-need-a-break-and-its-day-three 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/24_Ialreadyneedabreakanditsdaythree-TrueNavy_efb26c1f-5ef1-4b50-9946-51a49cf2c8fb.png?v=1781488767 I already need a break and it's day three. https://redpensociety.com/products/shhh-is-a-complete-sentence 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/25_Shhhisacompletesentence-BlueJean.png?v=1781487594 Shhh. is a complete sentence. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-blow-whistles-and-crush-dreams 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/26_Iblowwhistlesandcrushdreams-TrueNavy_0daf791b-191e-4c54-8736-8d656213504b.png?v=1781488924 I blow whistles and crush dreams. https://redpensociety.com/products/find-x-there-it-is 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/27_Findxthereitis-Ivory_e1aaf2b1-5eb9-4429-a689-23d14c5bbd05.png?v=1781487989 Find x. There it is. https://redpensociety.com/products/movie-day-youre-welcome 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/28_MoviedayYourewelcome-TrueNavy_85deb4f9-637f-4d1c-b9e9-08171da0c8a9.png?v=1781489069 Movie day. You're welcome. https://redpensociety.com/products/the-seating-chart-is-a-lie 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/29_Theseatingchartisalie-Ivory.png?v=1781488247 The seating chart is a lie. https://redpensociety.com/products/out-of-office-starts-at-3-05 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/30_Outofofficestartsat305-TrueNavy_2ff694d8-b640-4ab4-9cea-0a8edf4623b0.png?v=1781489220 Out-of-office starts at 3:05. https://redpensociety.com/products/190-days-survived 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/31_190daysSurvived-TrueNavy.png?v=1781571672 190 days. Survived. https://redpensociety.com/products/summa-cum-loungin 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/32_SummaCumLoungin-Ivory.png?v=1781571920 Summa Cum Loungin'. https://redpensociety.com/products/currently-horizontal 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/33_Currentlyhorizontal-Ivory.png?v=1781572156 Currently: horizontal. https://redpensociety.com/products/on-a-strict-no-bell-schedule 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/34_Onastrictno-bellschedule-TrueNavy.png?v=1781572327 On a strict no-bell schedule. https://redpensociety.com/products/my-summer-reading-is-a-menu 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/35_Mysummerreadingisamenu-Ivory.png?v=1781572445 My summer reading is a menu. https://redpensociety.com/products/closed-for-the-season 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/36_Closedfortheseason-TrueNavy.png?v=1781572577 Closed for the season. https://redpensociety.com/products/emotionally-its-already-june 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/37_EmotionallyitsalreadyJune-Ivory.png?v=1781572676 Emotionally, it's already June. https://redpensociety.com/products/the-well-is-dry-refill-in-september 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/38_Thewellisdry-TrueNavy.png?v=1781572777 The well is dry. Refill in September. https://redpensociety.com/products/science-says-i-need-three-months-off 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/39_SciencesaysIneedthreemonthsoff-Ivory.png?v=1781572878 Science says I need three months off. https://redpensociety.com/products/in-summer-every-day-is-friday 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/40_InSummerEveryDayIsFriday-TrueNavy.png?v=1781572979 In summer, every day is Friday. https://redpensociety.com/products/see-me 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/41_seeme-Ivory.png?v=1781727884 see me. https://redpensociety.com/products/show-your-work 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/42_showyourwork-Khaki.png?v=1781728225 show your work. https://redpensociety.com/products/redo 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/43_redo-Ivory.png?v=1781728413 redo. https://redpensociety.com/products/wheres-the-rest 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/44_wherestherest-Ivory_9c2faf33-dc84-46c5-9278-5e4a595d0962.png?v=1781728711 where's the rest? https://redpensociety.com/products/highly-qualified-barely-compensated-unreasonably-committed 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/45_HighlyQualifiedBarelyCompensatedUnreasonablyCommitted-Pepper.png?v=1781728887 Highly Qualified. Barely Compensated. Unreasonably Committed. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-shape-young-minds-also-im-tired 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/46_IshapeyoungmindsAlsoImtired-Ivory.png?v=1781729195 I shape young minds. Also, I'm tired. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-run-this-school-literally 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/47_IRunThisSchoolLiterally-TrueNavy.png?v=1782483954 I Run This School. Literally. https://redpensociety.com/products/youre-vs-your-one-of-you-is-wrong 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/48_YourevsyourOneofyouiswrong-Ivory.png?v=1781729421 You're vs. your. One of you is wrong. https://redpensociety.com/products/statistically-im-your-favorite-teacher 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/49_StatisticallyImYourFavoriteTeacher-Bay.png?v=1781729556 Statistically, I'm Your Favorite Teacher. https://redpensociety.com/products/kindergarten-teacher-pre-k-couldnt-be-me 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/50_KindergartenteacherPre-KCouldntbeme-Ivory.png?v=1781729734 Kindergarten teacher. Pre-K? Couldn't be me. https://redpensociety.com/products/this-faculty-meeting-couldve-been-an-email 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/51_Thisfacultymeetingcouldvebeenanemail-Ivory.png?v=1781729903 This faculty meeting could've been an email. https://redpensociety.com/products/please-dont-make-me-use-my-teacher-voice 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/52_Pleasedontmakemeusemyteachervoice-Granite.png?v=1781730065 Please don't make me use my teacher voice. https://redpensociety.com/products/did-you-read-the-directions 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/53_Didyoureadthedirections-Ivory.png?v=1781730187 Did you read the directions? https://redpensociety.com/products/please-see-the-syllabus 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/54_Pleaseseethesyllabus-BlueJean.png?v=1781730339 Please see the syllabus. https://redpensociety.com/products/i-read-your-essay-we-need-to-talk 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/55_IreadyouressayWeneedtotalk-TrueNavy.png?v=1782483954 I read your essay. We need to talk. https://redpensociety.com/products/line-up-like-youve-done-this 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/56_Lineuplikeyouvedonethis-Ivory.png?v=1781730654 Line up like you've done this. https://redpensociety.com/products/recess-duty-club 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/57_RecessDutyClub-TrueNavy.png?v=1782483954 Recess Duty Club https://redpensociety.com/products/survived-another-iep-meeting 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/58_SurvivedanotherIEPmeeting-Ivory.png?v=1781730899 Survived another IEP meeting. https://redpensociety.com/products/yes-im-a-real-teacher-no-i-will-not-solve-your-kids-math-homework-at-the-grocery-store 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/59-TrueNavy.jpg?v=1785040153 Yes, I'm a real teacher. 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Commas save lives. https://redpensociety.com/products/never-trust-an-atom-they-make-up-everything 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/67_Nevertrustanatom-Ivory.jpg?v=1781926904 Never trust an atom. They make up everything. https://redpensociety.com/products/yes-i-chose-this-grade-on-purpose 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/69_YesIchosethisgradeOnpurpose-Ivory.jpg?v=1781927028 Yes, I chose this grade. On purpose. https://redpensociety.com/products/meet-the-teacher-manage-your-expectations 2026-07-29T01:23:04-04:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0708/5837/5344/files/72_MeettheteacherManageyourexpectations-Ivory.jpg?v=1781927213 Meet the teacher. 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