{"product_id":"shhh-is-a-complete-sentence","title":"Shhh. is a complete sentence.","description":"\u003cp\u003eSubject, verb, finger to the lips. You've delivered it across a library, a hallway, and a fire drill, and it has never once needed an object. Grammar is flexible. Volume is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight garment-dyed cotton, Ink Navy on a light ground, S–3XL. For librarians, media specialists, and anyone whose room has an indoor-voice rule nobody respects.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Red Pen Society","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":45206864494768,"sku":"23239791156313492330","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":45206864691376,"sku":"23699850841566941288","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ S","offer_id":45206864887984,"sku":"29677541802156940039","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":45206865084592,"sku":"27488658540586949498","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":45206864101552,"sku":"27040740430608220481","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":45206864298160,"sku":"45993780169166308518","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":45206864527536,"sku":"53419688289319711475","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":45206864724144,"sku":"68027636931965580591","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ M","offer_id":45206864920752,"sku":"12771896057235099175","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":45206865117360,"sku":"20581469912563186245","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":45206864134320,"sku":"45714278474805454471","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":45206864330928,"sku":"23409427290197859836","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":45206864560304,"sku":"10633133325067720940","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":45206864756912,"sku":"90248666331022813636","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ L","offer_id":45206864953520,"sku":"92337805216724744619","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":45206865150128,"sku":"20465433140216030352","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":45206864167088,"sku":"18161862157087544285","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":45206864363696,"sku":"15832948936825260782","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":45206864593072,"sku":"20547794452485459888","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":45206864789680,"sku":"16518568761894048365","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ XL","offer_id":45206864986288,"sku":"10358419665226407458","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45206865182896,"sku":"17271970839309094729","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":45206864199856,"sku":"10894066761536971328","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":45206864396464,"sku":"92104998742430205819","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":45206864625840,"sku":"13949062856621828440","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":45206864822448,"sku":"16170036306721914119","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 2XL","offer_id":45206865019056,"sku":"29506927817340669417","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45206865215664,"sku":"12254171391179723179","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":45206864232624,"sku":"17293422859979806160","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":45206864429232,"sku":"12934488175256576130","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":45206864658608,"sku":"84810997005035534527","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":45206864855216,"sku":"21436749729989576868","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chalky Mint \/ 3XL","offer_id":45206865051824,"sku":"25929213774657541478","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45206865248432,"sku":"22843770883486917317","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":45206864265392,"sku":"13103807297122864956","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":45206864462000,"sku":"14684643429992425298","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/5837\/5344\/files\/25_Shhhisacompletesentence-BlueJean.png?v=1781487594","url":"https:\/\/redpensociety.com\/products\/shhh-is-a-complete-sentence","provider":"Red Pen Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}